donderdag 25 juni 2009
zondag 31 mei 2009
zondag 17 mei 2009
zaterdag 16 mei 2009
donderdag 14 mei 2009
Satan
For I do not know what it is
Never mind them
People are of no value
We could make more some time
If we need them
Life itself is only a vision
A dream
Nothing exists
Empty space
And you, and you are but a thought
woensdag 13 mei 2009
maandag 11 mei 2009
vrijdag 8 mei 2009
donderdag 7 mei 2009
Battle Royale
Deze film heb ik gekeken met een vriend van mij, Timmeh, en het is een hele zieke film. Perfect voor mij en ik heb de hele film gelachen. De plot van het verhaal is dat een klas wordt opgesloten op een onbewoond eiland met de opdracht om elkaar te vermoorden totdat er 1 over is. Dat is wel iets typisch Japans geloof ik. Cruel race.
woensdag 6 mei 2009
maandag 4 mei 2009
Prenatale plastische chirurgie
Until the day comes when excited parents-to-be can affordably and accurately genetically alter junior to make a perfect race of sexy, intelligent, athletic humans, parents will have to settle for pre-natal plastic surgery. Maybe your offspring is ugly on the inside, but with a little help from modern medicine, you'll never have to know.
As a girl, Rhonda Hackensakis always felt self-conscious about her large nose. She spent her teenage years as a wallflower, remained an introverted 20-something and finally got a nose job at 33. Now pregnant with a girl, Hackensakis is joining many other Californians who are opting for controversial pre-natal surgeries.
"I don't want my own child to have to wait thirty years like I did. We've seen sonogram pictures that show she's likely to have a sizeable schnoz, too. Why should she suffer from it when the science and technology now exists to make kids still more perfect little human beings, ready to take on the world the moment they emerge, and not predisposed to all the insecurities that result from something like that. If it makes just one kid more confident, it'll all be worthwhile."
Doctors will break and reconstruct the fetus' nose while still in the womb, using new tools designed by a husband-wife team of surgeons, Guy and Nicole O'Gist. "After surgery," says Guy O'Gist, "we plop the baby back in the womb to cook for another dozen weeks or so, where embryonic fluids smooth those surgical lines that might be seen if done outside the womb."
Pre-natal rhinoplasty not for you? Don't worry, there is a whole line of available cosmetic procedures to choose from.
Other types of cosmetic surgery being done include liposuction (to remove unsightly baby fat), botox treatments (to remove wrinkles caused by cramped womb space), collagen treatments (to give babies fully, rounder lips) and chin, cheek and leg surgery (to prevent weak chins, flat cheeks and bow-leggedness)
Oh, and in case you had your sense of humor surgically removed (pre or post-natally), this is a hoax.
zaterdag 2 mei 2009
woensdag 29 april 2009
Batavierenrace
Afgelopen weekend deed ik onder lichte dwang mee aan de 37e editie van de batavierenrace. Met een tijd van 36 min. 23 sec. liep ik mijn etappe van 8,2 km best goed en ik was lekker de snelste van de groep met wie ik ging =D Als aandenken heb ik een batavierenboxershort. Als dat niet macho is, weet ik het ook niet meer.